[Solved] Postfix is ignoring me

I've encountered a strange issue with Postfix after setting up a Postfix + Dovecot + MySQL server. I am unable to send emails via SMTP, regardless of whether I'm using SSL or TLS on ports 587 or 465.

Authentication shouldn't be an issue – I have Postfix set to authenticate via Dovecot, and Dovecot has no issue allowing me to connect via IMAP. Also, Postfix is able to receive email from other servers, e.g. I can send an email from my Gmail account to my server then retrieve is via IMAP.

Two strange things I've noticed: 1. No messages show up in /var/log/mail.log, 2. There is no Postfix listed under /var/run.

Postfix config:

root@kriskrehart:~# postconf -n
alias_database = hash:/etc/aliases
alias_maps = hash:/etc/aliases
append_dot_mydomain = no
biff = no
config_directory = /etc/postfix
inet_interfaces = all
mailbox_command = procmail -a "$EXTENSION"
mailbox_size_limit = 0
mydestination = localhost
myhostname = kriskrehart.com
mynetworks = 127.0.0.0/8 [::ffff:127.0.0.0]/104 [::1]/128
myorigin = kriskrehart.com
readme_directory = no
recipient_delimiter = +
relayhost =
smtpd_banner = $myhostname ESMTP $mail_name (Debian/GNU)
smtpd_recipient_restrictions = permit_sasl_authenticated, permit_mynetworks, reject_unauth_destination
smtpd_sasl_auth_enable = yes
smtpd_sasl_local_domain = $myhostname
smtpd_sasl_path = private/auth
smtpd_sasl_type = dovecot
smtpd_tls_auth_only = yes
smtpd_tls_cert_file = /etc/ssl/certs/dovecot.pem
smtpd_tls_key_file = /etc/ssl/private/dovecot.pem
smtpd_tls_received_header = yes
smtpd_tls_session_cache_timeout = 3600s
smtpd_use_tls = yes
tls_random_source = dev:/dev/urandom
virtual_alias_maps = mysql:/etc/postfix/mysql-virtual-alias-maps.cf
virtual_mailbox_domains = mysql:/etc/postfix/mysql-virtual-mailbox-domains.cf
virtual_mailbox_maps = mysql:/etc/postfix/mysql-virtual-mailbox-maps.cf
virtual_transport = lmtp:unix:private/dovecot-lmtp

Dovecot config:

# 2.1.7: /etc/dovecot/dovecot.conf
# OS: Linux 3.9.3-x86_64-linode33 x86_64 Debian 7.1 ext3
auth_anonymous_username = anonymous
auth_cache_negative_ttl = 1 hours
auth_cache_size = 0
auth_cache_ttl = 1 hours
auth_debug = no
auth_debug_passwords = no
auth_default_realm = 
auth_failure_delay = 2 secs
auth_first_valid_uid = 500
auth_gssapi_hostname = 
auth_krb5_keytab = 
auth_last_valid_uid = 0
auth_master_user_separator = 
auth_mechanisms = plain login
auth_proxy_self = 
auth_realms = 
auth_socket_path = auth-userdb
auth_ssl_require_client_cert = no
auth_ssl_username_from_cert = no
auth_use_winbind = no
auth_username_chars = abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ01234567890.-_@
auth_username_format = %Lu
auth_username_translation = 
auth_verbose = no
auth_verbose_passwords = no
auth_winbind_helper_path = /usr/bin/ntlm_auth
auth_worker_max_count = 30
base_dir = /var/run/dovecot
config_cache_size = 1 M
debug_log_path = 
default_client_limit = 1000
default_idle_kill = 1 mins
default_internal_user = dovecot
default_login_user = dovenull
default_process_limit = 100
default_vsz_limit = 256 M
deliver_log_format = msgid=%m: %$
dict_db_config = 
director_doveadm_port = 0
director_mail_servers = 
director_servers = 
director_user_expire = 15 mins
director_username_hash = %u
disable_plaintext_auth = yes
dotlock_use_excl = yes
doveadm_allowed_commands = 
doveadm_password = 
doveadm_proxy_port = 0
doveadm_socket_path = doveadm-server
doveadm_worker_count = 0
dsync_alt_char = _
dsync_remote_cmd = ssh -l%{login} %{host} doveadm dsync-server -u%u -l%{lock_timeout} -n%{namespace}
first_valid_gid = 1
first_valid_uid = 500
hostname = 
imap_capability = 
imap_client_workarounds = 
imap_id_log = 
imap_id_send = 
imap_idle_notify_interval = 2 mins
imap_logout_format = in=%i out=%o
imap_max_line_length = 64 k
imapc_features = 
imapc_host = 
imapc_list_prefix = 
imapc_master_user = 
imapc_password = 
imapc_port = 143
imapc_rawlog_dir = 
imapc_ssl = no
imapc_ssl_ca_dir = 
imapc_ssl_verify = yes
imapc_user = %u
import_environment = TZ
info_log_path = 
instance_name = dovecot
last_valid_gid = 0
last_valid_uid = 0
lda_mailbox_autocreate = no
lda_mailbox_autosubscribe = no
lda_original_recipient_header = 
libexec_dir = /usr/lib/dovecot
listen = *, ::
lmtp_proxy = no
lmtp_save_to_detail_mailbox = no
lock_method = fcntl
log_path = syslog
log_timestamp = "%b %d %H:%M:%S "
login_access_sockets = 
login_greeting = Dovecot ready.
login_log_format = %$: %s
login_log_format_elements = user=<%u> method=%m rip=%r lip=%l mpid=%e %c session=<%{session}>
login_trusted_networks = 
mail_access_groups = 
mail_attachment_dir = 
mail_attachment_fs = sis posix
mail_attachment_hash = %{sha1}
mail_attachment_min_size = 128 k
mail_cache_fields = flags
mail_cache_min_mail_count = 0
mail_chroot = 
mail_debug = no
mail_fsync = optimized
mail_full_filesystem_access = no
mail_gid = 
mail_home = 
mail_location = maildir:/var/mail/vhosts/%d/%n
mail_log_prefix = "%s(%u): "
mail_max_keyword_length = 50
mail_max_lock_timeout = 0
mail_max_userip_connections = 10
mail_never_cache_fields = imap.envelope
mail_nfs_index = no
mail_nfs_storage = no
mail_plugin_dir = /usr/lib/dovecot/modules
mail_plugins = 
mail_prefetch_count = 0
mail_privileged_group = mail
mail_save_crlf = no
mail_shared_explicit_inbox = yes
mail_temp_dir = /tmp
mail_temp_scan_interval = 1 weeks
mail_uid = 
mailbox_idle_check_interval = 30 secs
mailbox_list_index = no
maildir_broken_filename_sizes = no
maildir_copy_with_hardlinks = yes
maildir_stat_dirs = no
maildir_very_dirty_syncs = no
master_user_separator = 
mbox_dirty_syncs = yes
mbox_dotlock_change_timeout = 2 mins
mbox_lazy_writes = yes
mbox_lock_timeout = 5 mins
mbox_md5 = apop3d
mbox_min_index_size = 0
mbox_read_locks = fcntl
mbox_very_dirty_syncs = no
mbox_write_locks = dotlock fcntl
mdbox_preallocate_space = no
mdbox_rotate_interval = 0
mdbox_rotate_size = 2 M
mmap_disable = no
namespace inbox {
  hidden = no
  ignore_on_failure = no
  inbox = yes
  list = yes
  location = 
  mailbox Drafts {
    auto = no
    special_use = \Drafts
  }
  mailbox Junk {
    auto = no
    special_use = \Junk
  }
  mailbox Sent {
    auto = no
    special_use = \Sent
  }
  mailbox "Sent Messages" {
    auto = no
    special_use = \Sent
  }
  mailbox Trash {
    auto = no
    special_use = \Trash
  }
  prefix = 
  separator = 
  subscriptions = yes
  type = private
}
passdb {
  args = /etc/dovecot/dovecot-sql.conf.ext
  default_fields = 
  deny = no
  driver = sql
  master = no
  override_fields = 
  pass = no
}
plugin {
  sieve = ~/.dovecot.sieve
  sieve_dir = ~/sieve
  sieve_global_path = /etc/dovecot/globalsieverc
}
pop3_client_workarounds = 
pop3_enable_last = no
pop3_fast_size_lookups = no
pop3_lock_session = no
pop3_logout_format = top=%t/%p, retr=%r/%b, del=%d/%m, size=%s
pop3_no_flag_updates = no
pop3_reuse_xuidl = no
pop3_save_uidl = no
pop3_uidl_duplicates = allow
pop3_uidl_format = %08Xu%08Xv
pop3c_host = 
pop3c_password = 
pop3c_port = 110
pop3c_rawlog_dir = 
pop3c_ssl = no
pop3c_ssl_ca_dir = 
pop3c_ssl_verify = yes
pop3c_user = %u
postmaster_address = 
protocols = imap pop3 lmtp
quota_full_tempfail = no
recipient_delimiter = +
rejection_reason = Your message to <%t> was automatically rejected:%n%r
rejection_subject = Rejected: %s
replication_full_sync_interval = 12 hours
replication_max_conns = 10
replicator_host = replicator
replicator_port = 0
sendmail_path = /usr/sbin/sendmail
service aggregator {
  chroot = .
  client_limit = 0
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = aggregator
  extra_groups = 
  fifo_listener replication-notify-fifo {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = 
  }
  group = 
  idle_kill = 0
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 0
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = 
  service_count = 0
  type = 
  unix_listener replication-notify {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = 
  }
  user = $default_internal_user
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service anvil {
  chroot = empty
  client_limit = 0
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = anvil
  extra_groups = 
  group = 
  idle_kill = 4294967295 secs
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 1
  process_min_avail = 1
  protocol = 
  service_count = 0
  type = anvil
  unix_listener anvil-auth-penalty {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = 
  }
  unix_listener anvil {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = 
  }
  user = $default_internal_user
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service auth-worker {
  chroot = 
  client_limit = 1
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = auth -w
  extra_groups = 
  group = 
  idle_kill = 0
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 0
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = 
  service_count = 1
  type = 
  unix_listener auth-worker {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = $default_internal_user
  }
  user = vmail
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service auth {
  chroot = 
  client_limit = 0
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = auth
  extra_groups = 
  group = 
  idle_kill = 0
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 1
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = 
  service_count = 0
  type = 
  unix_listener /var/spool/postfix/private/auth {
    group = postfix
    mode = 0666
    user = postfix
  }
  unix_listener auth-client {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = 
  }
  unix_listener auth-login {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = $default_internal_user
  }
  unix_listener auth-master {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = 
  }
  unix_listener auth-userdb {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = vmail
  }
  unix_listener login/login {
    group = 
    mode = 0666
    user = 
  }
  user = dovecot
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service config {
  chroot = 
  client_limit = 0
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = config
  extra_groups = 
  group = 
  idle_kill = 0
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 0
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = 
  service_count = 0
  type = config
  unix_listener config {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = 
  }
  user = 
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service dict {
  chroot = 
  client_limit = 1
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = dict
  extra_groups = 
  group = 
  idle_kill = 0
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 0
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = 
  service_count = 0
  type = 
  unix_listener dict {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = 
  }
  user = $default_internal_user
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service director {
  chroot = .
  client_limit = 0
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = director
  extra_groups = 
  fifo_listener login/proxy-notify {
    group = 
    mode = 00
    user = 
  }
  group = 
  idle_kill = 4294967295 secs
  inet_listener {
    address = 
    port = 0
    ssl = no
  }
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 1
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = 
  service_count = 0
  type = 
  unix_listener director-admin {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = 
  }
  unix_listener director-userdb {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = 
  }
  unix_listener login/director {
    group = 
    mode = 00
    user = 
  }
  user = $default_internal_user
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service dns_client {
  chroot = 
  client_limit = 1
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = dns-client
  extra_groups = 
  group = 
  idle_kill = 0
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 0
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = 
  service_count = 0
  type = 
  unix_listener dns-client {
    group = 
    mode = 0666
    user = 
  }
  unix_listener login/dns-client {
    group = 
    mode = 0666
    user = 
  }
  user = $default_internal_user
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service doveadm {
  chroot = 
  client_limit = 1
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = doveadm-server
  extra_groups = 
  group = 
  idle_kill = 0
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 0
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = 
  service_count = 1
  type = 
  unix_listener doveadm-server {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = 
  }
  user = 
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service imap-login {
  chroot = login
  client_limit = 0
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = imap-login
  extra_groups = 
  group = 
  idle_kill = 0
  inet_listener imap {
    address = 
    port = 0
    ssl = no
  }
  inet_listener imaps {
    address = 
    port = 993
    ssl = yes
  }
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 0
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = imap
  service_count = 1
  type = login
  user = $default_login_user
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service imap {
  chroot = 
  client_limit = 1
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = imap
  extra_groups = 
  group = 
  idle_kill = 0
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 1024
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = imap
  service_count = 1
  type = 
  unix_listener login/imap {
    group = 
    mode = 0666
    user = 
  }
  user = 
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service indexer-worker {
  chroot = 
  client_limit = 1
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = indexer-worker
  extra_groups = 
  group = 
  idle_kill = 0
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 10
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = 
  service_count = 0
  type = 
  unix_listener indexer-worker {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = $default_internal_user
  }
  user = 
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service indexer {
  chroot = 
  client_limit = 0
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = indexer
  extra_groups = 
  group = 
  idle_kill = 0
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 1
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = 
  service_count = 0
  type = 
  unix_listener indexer {
    group = 
    mode = 0666
    user = 
  }
  user = $default_internal_user
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service ipc {
  chroot = empty
  client_limit = 0
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = ipc
  extra_groups = 
  group = 
  idle_kill = 0
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 1
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = 
  service_count = 0
  type = 
  unix_listener ipc {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = 
  }
  unix_listener login/ipc-proxy {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = $default_login_user
  }
  user = $default_internal_user
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service lmtp {
  chroot = 
  client_limit = 1
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = lmtp
  extra_groups = 
  group = 
  idle_kill = 0
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 0
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = lmtp
  service_count = 0
  type = 
  unix_listener /var/spool/postfix/private/dovecot-lmtp {
    group = postfix
    mode = 0600
    user = postfix
  }
  unix_listener lmtp {
    group = 
    mode = 0666
    user = 
  }
  user = 
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service log {
  chroot = 
  client_limit = 0
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = log
  extra_groups = 
  group = 
  idle_kill = 4294967295 secs
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 1
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = 
  service_count = 0
  type = log
  unix_listener log-errors {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = 
  }
  user = 
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service pop3-login {
  chroot = login
  client_limit = 0
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = pop3-login
  extra_groups = 
  group = 
  idle_kill = 0
  inet_listener pop3 {
    address = 
    port = 0
    ssl = no
  }
  inet_listener pop3s {
    address = 
    port = 995
    ssl = yes
  }
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 0
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = pop3
  service_count = 1
  type = login
  user = $default_login_user
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service pop3 {
  chroot = 
  client_limit = 1
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = pop3
  extra_groups = 
  group = 
  idle_kill = 0
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 1024
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = pop3
  service_count = 1
  type = 
  unix_listener login/pop3 {
    group = 
    mode = 0666
    user = 
  }
  user = 
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service replicator {
  chroot = 
  client_limit = 0
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = replicator
  extra_groups = 
  group = 
  idle_kill = 4294967295 secs
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 1
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = 
  service_count = 0
  type = 
  unix_listener replicator {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = $default_internal_user
  }
  user = 
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service ssl-params {
  chroot = 
  client_limit = 0
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = ssl-params
  extra_groups = 
  group = 
  idle_kill = 0
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 0
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = 
  service_count = 0
  type = startup
  unix_listener login/ssl-params {
    group = 
    mode = 0666
    user = 
  }
  user = 
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
service stats {
  chroot = empty
  client_limit = 0
  drop_priv_before_exec = no
  executable = stats
  extra_groups = 
  fifo_listener stats-mail {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = 
  }
  group = 
  idle_kill = 4294967295 secs
  privileged_group = 
  process_limit = 1
  process_min_avail = 0
  protocol = 
  service_count = 0
  type = 
  unix_listener stats {
    group = 
    mode = 0600
    user = 
  }
  user = $default_internal_user
  vsz_limit = 18446744073709551615 B
}
shutdown_clients = yes
ssl = required
ssl_ca = 
ssl_cert = 

In case it matters, I'm using Dovecot 2.1.7 and Postfix 2.9.6 on Debian 7.0 Wheezy.

I'd really appreciate the help!